Texas bull tells all: Them heifers was quite promiscuous, “I only saw them at night. I didn’t even know they was red.”
Prime Minister Trudeau announced One-for-One Halal Mortgage Plan for Canadian Muslims: “You put up the down payment for a bombing in Gaza, you become eligible for a halal mortgage”
Mekkah Imam leads Muslims in prayer that Allah “rewards Nike for giving employment to Bangladeshi children and for what Nike is doing for Islam.”