I’m a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I’m there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I’m a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I’m friends with the local wizard
Shoutout to Baldurs Gate 3 for having a magical girl transformation sequence but instead of a teenager in a short skirt it’s a lesbian aasimar paladin in full plate about to open 13 cans of fucking whoop ass
i feel like link is not really attached to any names or titles. whatever object he can find in his pocket ? that’s his name now. we don’t have time for more detailed explanations. it’s like when you’re at a cafe and they repeat your name back to you and it’s Not correct but you accept it as your designated title until the interaction is over
