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[ID: a digitally drawn illustration of Apollo Justice and Klavier Gavin from Ace Attorney. Both are wearing Ancient Greek attire. Klavier wears a purple robe, with his hair flowing with hyacinths. Apollo wears a red cape and has golden top surgery scars. Apollo has a sun disk behind his head and levitates as he cradles Klavier’s head in his hands. Klavier sits as Apollo does so. The composition is very fluid as it feels that Klavier and Apollo are an inseparable entity. /End ID]

apollo justice being a tumblr user and ratioing all the gavinners fangirls is something that lives in my head rent free. + klavier joining tumblr just because it's the only soc-med apollo has

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OmG Klav is sooooo smol bean >:3 my fav little troublemaker

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Can you please find god

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Where the hell are all these gavinners haters coming from????? can we all hunt them down with pitchforks

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your fave literally got charged guilty of murder

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...deactivating. there's no way i'm coming back from that one and i know it

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preformed an exorcism in my apartment. it was pretty easy all i had to do was play gavinners music

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"omg klavier joined tumblr!! guys this is crazy" can someone get him to leave.

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Herr forehead!! 😭 Teach me how to tumblr!!!!!! I am so confused and everyone keeps calling me babygirl!!!!!!!! 😭😭

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I don't think i'll ever have the mental energy to explain that.

aa4 is so good because it’s about ignorance. throughout the trilogy we realize that phoenix is aware of the issues in the judicial system, but he largely takes on a blasé attitude towards them: when he learned about the law, things were already that way. a system that utilizes jurors is a thing of the past, something contained solely to courtroom dramas from the previous century; nobody currently practicing remembers what it was like anymore. phoenix brings up how trials have been contained to a maximum of three days in aa1 and then never considers this again; he can’t because, like the vast majority of people, he accepts it when someone tells him that something is normal. he thinks that this is normal and that things will never change and so he goes through the trilogy—which only has legal corruption as a very minor theme (save for perhaps in rise of the ashes), and never discusses the issues with the judicial system outright—remaining completely indifferent to these issues.

and it’s this indifference that comes back to fuck phoenix over later: he’s completely ignorant of all of the issues related to the way the legal system is structured, and so he doesn’t think twice when accepting the diary page from trucy, doesn’t think twice about presenting it for the world to see, loud and proud and full of confidence. phoenix doesn’t think about the consequences of his actions in the context of the world that he lives in, and this is what gets him disbarred.

and then enter apollo, who would have been just like phoenix. he’s a greenhorn and he’s nervous as hell and it’s likely that the idea of a corrupt system never even crossed his mind prior to turnabout trump or even succession. but then kristoph gets arrested and phoenix takes him under his wing and apollo learns. he learns and experiences first-hand over the course of just a few months what phoenix couldn’t comprehend in three years and change. apollo learns about the problems in the system because phoenix tells him about them. phoenix, whose mentor died less than a month after his first trial, never had something like that.

and so aa4 teaches us to always, constantly, be questioning the ethicality of the world we live in, of the decisions that the people who came before us made. because our judicial system—and our world overall—has so many problems ingrained all the way down to its core. aa5/6 canon notwithstanding, phoenix’s introduction of the jurist system wouldn’t have fixed everything. far from it. but things would have gotten better, and that’s what’s important: things would have gotten better and apollo would have learned and phoenix would have successfully trained a new generation to do what he could not, and this is why apollo is so willing to put his life on the line for the cause of the greater good in turnabout revolution. because he can see the issues and he can appreciate them and he can want to fix them.

and so aa4 serves to tell us that we can always be better. we always have the power to enact the change we want to see, but this can’t happen if we can’t root out the problem in the first place. and that’s why it’s so good in the context of how phoenix behaves in the entire trilogy, and that’s why it’s so important that it’s through a fresh set of eyes instead of phoenix’s own once again. aa4 tells us to not be ignorant and open our eyes instead. to see the problem and be the change we want to see.

what if you were driving to philly and you saw a big billboard that said “im not gettin laid, but youre gettin paid: pennsylvania’s #1 asexual personal injury lawyer”

“cause I’m not takin time to screw, that’s more time I’ll spend on YOU!: pennsylvania’s #1 asexual personal injury lawyer”

“The companies will try and fuck you, you know I won’t!: Pennsylvania’s #1 asexual personal injury lawyer”

[id: the ace attorney logo on white background. end id]

tumblrs still sitting at a 4.1 on the app store cmon guys. we NEED to get it to a 3.9 and the very least. review bomb the shit out of it.

topics to bring up if youre unsure of what 2 say: tumblr live, layout changes (ex: live being unmovable, desktop), unavoidable ads that can be epilepsy risk, new accs being FORCED to view the for you page first and not following w no way 2 get rid of it, the rampant lack of doing anything abt hate speech and bigots yet flagging gay and trans content for seemingly no reason, like theres SO much to talk about.

this is so attainable compared to other big social media app reviews. tumblr only has 321,000 reviews total, meanwhile instagram has 25 *million* and twitter has 7.8 million. tumblrs reviews arent even halfway to 1 million. i need review bombing to fucking Hurt

It is your moral duty to rate tumblr 1 star if you do not enjoy the changes.

rumor has it

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no one can stop me from projecting weird german family things onto the von karmas. today it is the family lederhosen which yes is a real thing

“miss von karma ? what are you doing in the snow ?”

[ID: a digitally drawn illustration of Maya Fey and Franziska Von Karma from Ace Attorney. Franziska is staring up at Maya passively as she lays on snowy ground. Maya looks down at her in confusion. /End ID]

With @staff 's recent post saying 1/4 of this site is LGBTQ going around, I'd like to see what the actual demographic is

So!

Please reblog for bigger sample size!

wwdits really went from 'vampires don’t care for their familiars at all and will never turn them' to 'it's the greatest humiliation for a vampire to have their familiars get turned by another to the point they have to commit murder-suicide.’

Those are old-ass patriarchy rules. Yes, your wife is an inferior human being who exists solely to serve you, if she dies in childbirth you can always get a replacement, getting too attached makes you look weak, but if you get cuckolded that's the worst embarrassment and everyone in the village will be making fun of you behind your back forever.