Want to make the smart choice in choosing a copywriter? Then don't keep reading; I am not that. Hell, I don't even know how to build a proper website, as you can see.

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If I did, I would show you the brands I've worked with and some quick strategies I've used that can make you mountains of big green dollar bills. 

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I really do want to tell you all about it.

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But alas, I can't. Not here at least. And what do I know anyways? I'm just some dumb college kid who has no idea what he's talking about. 

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So, I urge you. Make the smart choice, go hire that geeky Harvard Grad Copywriter with his high-tech strategy to "safely and efficiently gain revenue over time." 

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Still here?

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You impress me. Maybe you've decided you want something new.....something exciting, rather than the same old lame grammar nerds who end up sounding like robots.

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Every boring business has those guys.

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Well then, in the case that you're not one of them, maybe you and I can have a chat?

 

Let's both grab a warm, steamy cup of coffee and have a nice little conversation via email.

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nbereznak@crimsoncopywriting.com

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Want me to do the work for you? Want to kick your feet up on your desk and wait for me to woo you with my copywriting expertise?

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Sounds like we'll work great together.

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Fill out my super complicated, high tech form below and let's get to know each other.