What’s going on with the top/back of the dog here, people? Am I looking at a loading error, or did the rendering engine somehow fail? Maybe if we look away while backing up and then re-approach, the rest of the textures will pop in? I’m not the only one seeing this, right? Who was responsible for the black dog model? Craig? Was that you?
(dog 728)
Leaving aside all other criteria for a moment including policies, qualifications, and public stances on various issues of social betterment, what we really need is a candidate who would look good on a coin several decades after their Presidential term is done.
(dog 727)
Your Excellency, despite our best efforts, the culprit has still not … yes, Your Excellency. Yes, I understand. But the peasants, Your Excellency, they … yes, Your Excellency. At once.
Sorry to have disturbed you.
(dog 726)
Buddy, I hate to break this to you, but they found the hidden way into the Chamber of Secrets a while ago. You … you can stop lookin’.
(dog 725)
Why don’t we give dogs sunglasses? We keep walkin’ around with our eyeballs armored against the sun like we think it’s gonna burn them right out their sockets if we ain’t careful, but dogs don’t get nothin’. All I’m sayin’ is there’s dogs that’d look good in a pair of aviators, is all. I’m just talkin’ here.
(dog 724)
Did you guys hear about the next Star Wars spinoff movie, The Last Bantha? I guess it’s started filming already.
(dog 723)
Quit asking everybody for their “hot take” on why Joss Whedon left Twitter. Some of us don’t know what Twitter is. You’re not even a journalist.
(dog 722)
(REUTERS) - Scientists at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory reported today the escape of Prototype M32 from Project Pinecone, a top-secret initiative rumored to be an attempt to create “the ultimate dog.” Prototype M32 is still at large, and all citizens of the San Francisco Bay Area have been asked to remain on high alert for the foreseeable future; all sightings should be reported to the Project Pinecone administrators through the usual channels.
(dog 721)
Who needs a hand moving? You? What about you? These dudes just gotta go drop some TVs off at Merle’s and then they’re gonna swing back around. Make sure to have all your stuff ready, nobody wants to sit here and watch your dumb ass pack.
(dog 720)
![[somewhere, off in the distance, a banjo starts to play]
You want them bagels, son, you gon’ have to pass by the Hound of Judgment first. Hound, he gon’ tell you whether you deserve them bagels.
[spit]
More likely'n not, you gon’ get a pass. Hound of...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e84f4f4d952070c71c65a381ab664738/tumblr_nk17jmFIrA1qb1hh1o1_500.jpg)
[somewhere, off in the distance, a banjo starts to play]
You want them bagels, son, you gon’ have to pass by the Hound of Judgment first. Hound, he gon’ tell you whether you deserve them bagels.
[spit]
More likely'n not, you gon’ get a pass. Hound of Judgment’s takin’ ‘er easy today. Hound figures it’s time to relax a little. Go get you a bagel already. What you standin’ there for.
(dog 719)