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Sabina Wilson (’11)  is a wild-card Angel, with an infectious presence and a quirky nature. Born into wealth in New York City, Sabina’s curiousity got the best of her and she found herself in prison. Not much is known of Sabina’s past, but she does state that she shoot the groom at her own wedding. She is loyal and prefers working with a team.

Kristen Jaymes Stewart was born April 9, 1990 in Los Angeles, California. Kristen’s family worked behind-the scenes in the industry. She began acting in 1999, and by 2002, was a starring opposite Jodie Foster in Panic Room. Kristen skyrocketed to global success starring in The Twilight Series of films from 2008-2012. She has also appeared in The Runaways, Personal Shopper, American Ultra, Seberg, and Underwater, among many others.

Jane Kano (’19)  is a muscle Angel. Jane was the youngest person to ever be recruited by MI6, the United Kingdom’s foreign intelligence service. She left MI6 after an informant was compromised in Turkey. Charlie recruited Jane, and she worked globally as one of the Townsend Agency’s most formidable recruits. Jane was especially close to Edgar Bosley, but struggled for awhile with teamwork, preferring to work independently. After initially butting-heads with fellow Angel, Sabina, Jane eventually realized that Sabina and Elena were just the family she needed.  

Ella Balinska was born October 4, 1996 in London, England. She is the daughter of Polish musician Count Kaz Balinski-Jundzill and English chef/model/author Lorraine Pascale. Ella trained at the Guilford School of Acting, and acquired her combat skills at the Academy of Performance Combat. She has also appeared in Midsomer Murders, The Athena, and Run Sweatheart Run, among others. Ella trains tirelessly to become an action-star, and has a unique style that garners much attention. Keep an eye on this Angel!

Elena Houghlin (’19)  is a brain Angel. After graduating from MIT, Elena became the lead programmer on the Calisto project, an independent power source, under the employment of tech entrepreneur, Alexander Brock. After failed attempts to obtain permission from Brock to fix a fatal flaw in Calisto, Elena decides to blow the whistle on the problematic product. Elena contacts the Townsend Agency, and meets with Edgar Bosley to provide evidence of Brock’s wrongdoing. Assassin Hodak ambushes Edgar and Elena, with Edgar paying the ultimate price to save the scientist. She is left for dead, and rescued by Jane and Sabina. The Angels take Elena to meet Rebekah Bosley. After spending time with Rebekah’s Angels, Elena helps solve the case and accepts an offer to join the Townsend Agency as an Angel. She successfully completes her training in California, gets her “wings”, and joins Sabina & Jane as a new team of Angels.

Naomi Grace Scott was born May 6, 1993 in London, England. Naomi’s parents are both pastors, and her faith contributed to her stardom. She began singing with the Bridge Church Youth Band, and was later discovered by musician Moby. Naomi began acting and was able to incorporate both talents into Lemonade Mouth, her first American production. Naomi has gone on to star in Aladdin and Power Rangers, among others, while releasing new music every so often. A very talented Angel. Naomi met her future husand, footballer Jordan Spence, in church when she was 17 years old. The pair dated four years before marrying in 2014.

Charlie’s Angels playlist, featuring Destiny’s Child, Ariana Grande, Pink, and many more. 

Eve French (’11) was 5 years old when her parents were killed in a civil war in El Salvador. They were aid workers, and left an orphaned Eve to survive alone. She was placed in St. Theresa’s Orphanage, where she met her best friend, Gloria Martinez. After a guerrilla group raided their orphanage, Gloria and Eve hid in the orphange’s chapel. The guerrillas’ leader Baharo found them, but Eve knocked Baharo out with an angel statue. They escaped and eventually made their way to Miami. The girls found shelter with Gloria’s uncle Oscar, an auto mechanic. They were raised as gear-heads, learning everything about cars. The duo were recruited into the Carol City Crew at 18 years old, beginning their careers as high-end car thieves. The girls got into a high-speed chase with the cops while driving a stolen Lamborghini, hit a cab, and killed the driver. Eve urged Gloria to run, so she took the fall for the accident. She was sentenced for manslaughter, and served four years at the Tallahassee Women’s Correctional Facility. Gloria went into the armed services, and found trouble of her own. She was rescued by Charlie Townsend, who offered her a career as an Angel. When Baharo showed up in Miami, Eve and Gloria were working on a plan to take him down. Gloria was killed in a car explosion before the two could end Baharo’s tyranny. Eve teamed up with the Angels to catch him and stop his child trafficking ring in Miami. Then, Charlie offered Eve a spot among the Angels, as Gloria’s replacement. She reluctantly accepted and quickly found a family with Charlie, Bosley, Abby, and Kate.

Minka Dumont Dufay Kelly was born on June 24, 1980 in Los Angeles. She is the only child of former Aerosmith guitarist Rick Dufay, and Maureen Dumont Kelly, an exotic dancer. She lived with her mom, moved many times, and finally settled in Albuquerque, New Mexico. At 19, she returned to L.A. to pursue acting, and worked four years as a scrub tech in the meantime. Her big break was as cheerleader Lyla Garrity on Friday Night Lights. Other appearances include The Roommate, What I Like About You, 500 Days of Summer, Almost Human, and The Butler.

Abigail “Abby” Sampson  (’11) was raised on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. Her family was very wealthy and she was the youngest of five children. Abby desperately wanted the attention of her father, who was an elite Wall Street player until he was discovered swindling lots and lots of money. Abby became a kleptomaniac and spent her time learning the finer things in life, such as safe-cracking and breaking & entering.  When Abby was caught raiding her brother’s future mother-in-law’s jewelry box at his rehearsal dinner, her family was embarrassed and livid, completely cutting her off financially and disowning her. Abby fell in with a dangerous crowd and was eventually apprehended robbing a jewelry store. Charlie saved her from that doomed path by inviting her to join the Angels. When her father was convicted of his actions, the family also disowned him, giving he and Abby something in common. He is imprisoned in Florida, and Abby reluctantly visited him to gain information on a case. She made a promise to visit him if his information was helpful, and it was. She regularly visits him, against her better judgement. Her father Victor has his own agenda regarding her career as an Angel, and a mysterious vendetta for Charlie. As an Angel, Abby’s wit is refreshing, her humor acerbic, and her taste flawless. Abby definitely knows how to wear the hell out of garments, get in anywhere she isn’t invited, and make you crack a smile whether you want to or not.

Rachael Taylor was born in Launceston, Tasmania, Australia on July 11, 1984. She always wanted to be an actress and after a few roles in Australia, Rachael got her big break with a role in 2007′s Transformers. Rachael is a domestic abuse survivor. Other notable appearances include Bottle Shock, Grey’s Anatomy, Shutter, Ghost Machine, The Darkest Hour, The Loft, 666 Park Avenue, and Marvel’s Jessica Jones.

Kate Prince  (’11) was born in New Orleans, but moved to Miami with her mother and brothers after her father’s death when she was 15. She went to Miami Southern University on a basketball scholarship. As soon as the graduated, she joined the Miami Police Academy. She graduated top of her class and excelled as a cop. She was one of the youngest detectives on the force, and fell in love with a fellow detective named Ray Goodson. The pair moved in together and were engaged to be married. Life became turbulent for Kate when she was recruited on the Fight Organized Crime Unit (FOCU). Kate’s spirit was chipped away by long undercover assignments and corruption within her unit. She developed a serious drug problem and started taking kick-backs from the superior in her unit. Although she used the money to pay off her mother’s debt, and help her siblings through school, Kate made some very bad decisions. When Kate had the opportunity to silence a reporter that was going to expose her unit’s scandal, she couldn’t bring herself to do it. She let the reporter leave and was busted in a sting operation. Ray dumped her, her family was ashamed, and Kate had seemingly lost everything. Charlie Townsend saved her from the repercussions of her dirty deeds and offered her a position among his Angels as a private detective. Kate slowly got her life together and became a great Angel. Her time as a cop really helped Kate and the Angels. She knows the criminal population of Miami like the back of her hand, can analyze a crime scene better than any cop, and proves herself to be a very resourceful ally.

Annette “Annie” Ngosi Ilonzeh was born in Grapevine, Texas on August 23, 1983, the oldest of five sisters. Dance lessons, soccer, track, and basketball filled her youth. She went to college on a basketball scholarship, and played until 2006. She decided to try her hand at acting, moved to Los Angeles, and started landing jobs. Her first notable role was on General Hospital as Maya Ward. When the chance to be cast as one of Charlie’s Angels arose, she quickly started studying the films and episodes of the classic series. Annie was playing basketball when she got the call that she was cast as Kate Prince. Other notable appearances by Annie include the Melrose Place revival, Arrow, Empire, and Person of Interest.

Gloria Martinez (’11)  was mostly an off-screen Angel. The audience gets to see Gloria on the last mission leading up to her death. Gloria was orphaned during a civil war in El Salvador. She met her best friend, Eve, at St. Theresa’s Orphanage. During a raid on the orphanage by a guerilla group, Gloria and Eve hid inside a chapel, but the girls were found by a member of the raiders, named Baharo. Eve knocked out Baharo with an Angel statue. As they saw other children their age being captured, they quickly ran away into the jungle. The duo made their way to Miami, and found shelter with Gloria’s uncle, Oscar. They became gear heads, and both were skilled mechanics and racers. At 18, the girls were recruited by the Carol City Crew, as high-end car thieves. Gloria was in the car while Eve was driving a stolen Lamborghini, evading police. She hit a cab, and killed the driver. Eve told Gloria to run, and she took the fall for the accident alone. Eve was sent to prison for four years, so Gloria joined the armed services. Gloria was dishonorably discharged after she refused to kill a 14 year old that turned out to be a terrorist. Charlie saved Gloria from the repercussions by inviting her to become one of his private eyes. She accepted and found a family with fellow criminals turned Angels, Abby, Kate, & Bosley. When Gloria found out that Baharo was now in Miami, she began secretly working with Eve to bring him down. As we learned with Madison Lee, it’s never good when an Angel keeps secrets from their partners. After finding a missing girl that was captured by Baharo, the Angels celebrated an unfinished victory (unbeknownst to them). Gloria is blown up when she gets in her car parked outside the agency. The Angels discover Eve and work with her to take down Baharo and his child-trafficking ring. They invite Eve to take Gloria’s place as an Angel. Gloria was able to give Eve one last gift…a new family. 

Nadine Velazquez was born November 20, 1978 in Chicago, Illinois. She has a BA in Marketing, and is well-known for roles in My Name is Earl, The League, A Day in the Life, Major Crimes, and Flight. Nadine’s first role was as a drive-thru cashier for a McDonald’s commercial.

John Eduardo Bosley (’11) grew up in New York City with his mother and three sisters. He could read by 3, do complex math by 6, and built his first motherboard by 10. His mother would make him play basketball to keep him from spending all of his free time on their computer. At 14, he hacked the DMV  system, and created himself a driver’s license. By age 24, John had amassed a $57 million fortune spread across eight bank accounts in five countries. Part of his fortune involved skimming one penny from everyone’s taxes for a period of time. He owned a $10 million apartment in San Francisco, and homes in Tuscany and St. Barths. The IRS launched a large-scale investigation and he was chased by CIA agent Samantha Masters, whom he had an affair with. When John was busted, it was Charlie who made a deal for his release. If Bosley agreed to turn his life around, Charlie would provide him freedom.  John had a relationship with a young woman named Elizabeth Townsend, Charlie’s daughter. Although her cause of death is unknown, Elizabeth is deceased, and Bosley often blames himself. Charlie tries to discourage him from doing so. Bosley worked with a partner during his hacking days named Oswald. He eventually discovered Oswald was a female, and was unable to apprehend her. Now Oswald is out there waiting for the day she can get her revenge. His skills include charming women with ease, a mastery of technology, and a strong athletic nature. In his free time, he coaches a basketball team.

Ramon Rodriguez was born on December 20, 1979 in Rio Piedras, Puerto Rico. He moved to the Lower East Side of Manhattan, played basketball in high school & college, and received his degree in Sports Management from New York University. Ramon is a very talented man. His unique skill-set also includes being a professional dancer, a writer, and talented actor. This has led to some interesting jobs including working for Nike, the New York Knicks, published works in Newsweek and Bound magazines, and work on screen including The Wire, Gang Related, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Battle:Los Angeles, and Need for Speed.

James “Jimmy” Bosley (’03) was the brother of John Bosley that appeared in 2000’s Charlie’s Angels. After his brother’s depature, Jimmy stepped in to fill the Bosley role at the Townsend Agency. He was very inexperienced at the job, and would often blow their covers, mix files up, and tremble in the face of danger. He was funny as hell though!

Bernie Mac, born Bernard Jeffrey McCullough on October 5, 1957, hails from south Chicago. After several normal jobs, Bernie tried his hand at stand-up comedy. This eventually led to him joining the ranks of “The Original Kings of Comedy”, with friends Steve Harvey, D.L. Hughley, and Cedric the Entertainer. His first role was as a club doorman in ‘92s Mo’ Money, and from there he became known for House Party 3, Friday, B.A.P’s, Booty Call, Ocean’s 11-13, Bad Santa, Transformers, and three films released posthumously, Soul Men, Madagascar:Escape to Africa, and Old Dogs. Bernie Mac was a long-sufferer of sarcoidosis, an auto-immune disease, and his battle with the ailment led to his death on August 9, 2008.

John Bosley (‘00) was much like his predecessor, he often played the comic relief to foil the serious nature of the Angel’s vocation. Unlike his predecessor, he, along with the Angels, do not know what Charlie looks like. We know that John was adopted into the Bosley family, who reside in Compton, CA. His brother is Jimmy Bosley, who replaces him in Full Throttle.

William James “Bill” Murray was born September 21, 1950 in Wilmette, Illinois. He rocketed to fame on NBC’s Saturday Night Live in 1977, replacing Chevy Chase. From there Murray has a long list of mega-hits including Caddyshack, Meatballs, Lost in Translation, Groundhog Day, Zombieland, Rushmore, and Ghostbusters.

Natalie Cook (‘00-'03) was definitely a nerd in high school, with “Leia-buns” and braces in tow, which made her seemingly unaware of her incredible beauty. “Nat’s” mother was a veterinarian, and her father wrote “The Cook Anthology of Science Fiction”. Before becoming an Angel, Natlie’s life involved winning the game-show Jeopardy, getting a Ph.D from M.I.T., and jobs including spokes-model for Lincoln-Mercury, research scientist, and U.S. Navy test pilot. She has a penchant for anything that goes fast. Jets, cars, surfboards…she can handle it. Natalie has champagne hair to match her bubbly personality, and as a party favor, she can open a bottle of bubbly using a sword.

Cameron Michelle Diaz was born on August 30, 1972 in San Diego, California. Cameron attended Long Beach Polytechnic High School, with classmate Snoop Dogg. At 16, she was signed with Elite Model Management, began globetrotting, and was on the cover of Seventeen at age 17. Cameron audition for her first movie role at 21, for The Mask starring Jim Carrey. She got the part with no education in acting, and immediately began acting classes. By 2003, she was the highest paid actress in Hollywood. Memorable roles of Cameron’s include The Sweetest Thing, My Best Friend’s Wedding, A Life Less Ordinary, There’s Something About Mary, Gangs of New York, Being John Malkovich, Vanilla Sky, Shrek, The Counselor, and Bad Teacher. Cameron also produced and starred in a reality series for MTV called Trippin’, aimed at showing the fragile nature of the environment.

Alexandra “Alex” Munday (‘00-'03) was an Angel that really had it all. Alex’s parents were both professors at Harvard, and their finances afforded Alex a well-rounded education. Alex went from gymnastics and chess competitions to spending her teenage years abroad learning levitation from a Tibetan master, dancing with the Stuttgart Ballet, and bomb-diffusing from a Parisian spy. She was also a pioneer in the development of laptop computers. If that doesn’t impress you, she was also an on-call consultant for NASA, and a skilled neurosurgeon. The one area Alex can’t seem to dominate is the kitchen. She wants very badly to be the next Martha Stewart, but instead she ends up with “Chinese Fighting Muffins”.

Lucy Alexis Liu was born December 2, 1968 in Queens, New York. She was raised to study hard and work hard, which worked in her favor. Lucy’s first big role was as the devastatingly funny Ling Woo on Ally McBeal, followed by Kill Bill, Cypher, Chicago, 3 Needles, Kung Fu Panda, Dirty Sexy Money, Elementary, and the Broadway play God of Carnage.

Dylan Sanders (‘00-'03) Born Helen Zaas, Dylan never knew her father, and her mother died when she was 5 years old. She grew up on the street, and dated a member of the O'Grady clan, until she witnessed him murder someone. When she testified against him, she was placed in the Witness Protection Program, and changed her name to Dylan Sanders. She later joined the a police academy, but decided it was best to leave after punching her superior. Other jobs held by Dylan before joining the Townsend Agency include being a professional wrestler named “Lady Insane”, rodeo entertainer, bartender, yoga instructor, and driver of monster trucks. Dylan finally found her family when Charlie offered her a place among the Angels. She looks up to Charlie as a father she never had, and would do anything to protect her loved ones. The rebellious Pisces tries to find good in everyone, which often leads to love in all the wrong places. But when crossed, Dylan is an incredible force to be reckoned with.

Drew Blyth Barrymore was born on February 22, 1975 into a royal family of Hollywood. In fact, Drew’s grandfather is John Barrymore, and the family serves as the inspiration for the Broadway production, “The Royal Family”. Her first job was a dog food commercial at 11 months old. Drew grew up fast, and attending Hollywood parties at the age of 9 isn’t a good thing. She was smoking by 9, toking by 12, and coking by 13. After a couple stints in rehab, a failed suicide attempt, a three month stay with singer David Crosby, and a legal emancipation from her mother, Drew was headed onward and upward. She started getting adult roles (some in her early teens) such as Poison Ivy with Cheryl Ladd. Other great films starring Drew include E.T., Firestarter, Ever After, Mad Love, The Wedding Singer, Never Been Kissed, 50 First Dates, and Grey Gardens. In '95, Drew formed Flower Film Productions with friend Nancy Juvonen. Drew was a fan of the original Charlie’s Angels series, stating her favorite episode as “Angel On Wheels”, and she quickly acquired the movie rights after Flower Films was established. Whip It, a film about roller derby, marked Drew’s feature film directorial debut…coincidence?  After two Charlie’s Angels films, she reportedly pitched a new Charlie’s Angels series several times, and finally the new series aired on September 22, 2011. That date marked the 35 year anniversary of the first episode of the original series. 

Drew is the guardian angel of Angel fans, and I personally couldn’t begin to thank her enough for reviving my favorite franchise. After two fresh takes on the premise and 11+ hours of entertainment, she has proven that she truly is a kick-ass Angel!