The Audio Daddio

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
pharaohprinplup
testosteronetwunk

my favorite celebrity non-controversy was when lorde wanted to express her love of baths so she posted a picture of her bathtub captioned “and iiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuu” not realizing that whitney houston died in a bathtub

testosteronetwunk

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like oh my god. it’s such a non issue but it’s so so funny

datafags

this is the type of thing my anxiety thinks is gonna happen every single time I say something

serikyl
hannahhasafact

Dungeons and Daddies is such a bullshit show because how the fuck can I explain that the show with the dumbest gags on the planet has made me cry

“Oh yes, there’s a whole arc about a man dealing with the trauma of his abusive father that is truly emotionally compelling. Yes, the man canonically cannot wear pants”

“Glenn’s story really makes me sad because yes in a way he finally did the thing to be a good father but it’s so sad how him doing the right thing for his kid made him lose him. Oh yeah, his full name is Glenn Close, you know like the famous actress Glenn Close?”

“My favorite arc is one where a father tries to fix the mistakes he made in the past but despite doing everything he can he still traumatizes his kid. Because even when you try to do the right thing in the now, the mistakes you previously made can still affect you. And even when you try to be a good parent you can still fuck things up. Oh by the way, this arc takes place in a Fortnite parody.”

“I’m currently very sad about a child named Normal. Yes, he is his school’s mascot. Their mascot is a teen.”

briflatclarinet

"I really love the arc where Henry finally gets to confront his father about how he wants to hate him, but he can't because he just told his sons they need to try to love everyone. He finally gets to acknowledge that he's scared of being angry with his boys because he was raised to believe that anger means you aren't perfect and if you aren't perfect, then you're nothing."

"Yes this is the same man who never showers and says his favorite TV show is the sunrise"

serikyl
ambassadorquark

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i kinda want him NGL

puckgoodfaggot

[id: a tweet by zac oyama (@/zacoyama) which reads 'You take away my blue check mark... on 420? ... Elon ... you have created a powerful enemy ...' and has a photo of zac in an elaborate, all-black renaissance faire costume with a massive cross on a chain around his neck, black round sunglasses, a black wide-brimmed hat, and a katana. one hand is on the katana's hilt and the other is holding the brim of the hat. /end id]