living in california will do that to u
men in california in the 80s were just like “guess i’ll be a serial killer” huh
Limmy, in a heavy Glasgow accent: “If you’re a cat owner, you may sometimes wonder, do you own the cat, or does the cat own you? …It’s you that owns the cat, you daft bastard.”
When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club
they let him have a solo this is so wholesome!
the spiders in my house watching me put up spider webs as halloween decorations
Halloween’s cultural appropriation knows no bounds
several months ago we had a cat with mysterious skin allergies that we couldn’t find the cause of. he was adopted as a “special needs” cat with the adopters understanding the circumstances
we just got an update and they had decided to get him a full allergy panel to find out what he’s allergic to
it’s people.
the cat is allergic to human dander.