safe-marshmallows:

irevian:

throwbackblr:

the wii is considered a retro console now.

THE WII IS CONSIDERED A WHAT.

coldwateristasty:

gothwizardmagic:

fleshdyke:

fleshdyke:

birds have truly mastered feathers like what do you Mean they can be shiny. how fucking cool is that

glossy ibis

european starling

greater blue eared starling

nicobar pigeon

purple martin

glowing puffleg

violet backed starling

+ special shoutout to rob garren and his purple poultry project. he is breeding his chickens to be very shiny and very purple

a few additions from aotearoa; kererū!

tūī!

takahē!

@todaysbird

quinnactually:

godshideouscreation:

storyweavingspider:

Y’all I can’t believe the “whistleblower assassination” and “literally falling apart in the sky” company is being represented by a man named Rich White

You could not call a character this in a movie because everyone would say “that’s not realistic” and yet!

douwatahima:

princesskuragina:

I’ve decided if people are going to call male characters babygirl then I can do it the other way around for female characters. She’s my man now. That woman is my boyfriend. My boytoy even.

jaehaerys1:

drownedconcubine:

am i allowed to say stuff on here?

rhulksdiscordkitten:

rhulksdiscordkitten:

HELLO ?

Help I got the Temu labiaplasty and now my pussy is on backwards

beardedmrbean:

beardedmrbean:

brightlotusmoon:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

tiktoksthataregood-ish: