toskarin:

spookymanners:

toskarin:

toskarin:

toskarin:

in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs

the tumblr brothers

so interesting news but after using both for a bit, while they initially seemed the same, it has become clear that the right tumblr app takes place in a timeline where 9/11 did not happen

is it better there

you might think so but you’ll never believe what happened on 9/12

dykefaggotry:

I’ve never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I’ve been playing this game

kaijuno:

bonyassfish:

kaijuno:

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Yeah okay that’s fair

pocketphoenix:

bruno-has-definitely-deactivate:

phantomrose96:

Affirmations to read to your cat:

• You are strong, capable, and wise without standing on my keyboard
• You are respected and loved without standing on my keyboard
• You are capable of accomplishing all things you set your mind to without standing on my keyboard
• All things will come to you in time without standing on my keyboard
• There is wet-food and toy-time in your future without any need to stand on my keyboard
• Get off my keyboard

angelicguy:

angelicguy:

crazy how wiimotes were better than any remote. like why dont rokus and apple tv setups use cursors.

imagine a better world with me. transform the canvas

umd:

umd:

if I had a pokemon I would just feed it burgers and slurpees and shit i dont care

oh, you make poffins for your guys? that’s soo fun. btw my infernape just landed 6 focus blasts in a row cause he heard we’re going to ihop after this

couriernewvegas:

have to be honest i forgot i named my nintendo account this

teathattast:

teathattast:

sargent balls Lol

estrogenesis-evangelion:

blending all my pills into a creamy pasta sauce and calling it medicinne alfredo

wahoo-shem:

afterword:

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

cyberiada:

i love it when drinks are weird colors this is because i was meant to be a machine and drinking delicious blue cooling fluid and such

snaxle:

snaxle:

the name justin kinda gay like what were you just in? his hole?😳?

horreurscopes:

i never left this website but in like a hotel california kind of way

akaiiros:

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak