• turning this into my pinned masterpost thing so, hey i’m jonah and i’m a writer and artist

    i made a podcast with my best friend wednesday! check out the creepypasta book club on spotify!

    i’m on ao3 under withswords, please check out my magnum opus “the seer,” a magnus archives fanfiction. this will explain everything about me

    current project is a stardew valley fan comic called frog weather.

    i also write web horror flash fiction! my portfolio is here, and you can check out this episode of the nosleep podcast where they performed my piece “small town america”

    i made some videos which you can check out here:

    current video in progress: why moulin rouge doesn’t work

    if you’d like to support me, i have commissions open for custom digital art, and you can tip me at the above link for a one-time donation.

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    strong contender for my new favorite tee k.o. shirt

  • Wordle is running out of words. Only 2,000 five letter words remain. When that supply is exhausted the Creation shall begin. One day the word will be ZHURM, and all shall get it, and all shall understand it to mean "an ache from suddenly remembering a long-ago friend, who meant something to you once, but whose face you can no longer conjure". The next day the word shall be JOROL, and all will get it, and all will know it means "the melancholy confusion of passing by somewhere where you once could have died". The next day it will be GREFT, and all will understand it to be a small brown bird with white streaks found only in South America, and suddenly, it will appear, in the underbrush of the Amazon, in the streets of São Paulo, and all will know that it once was not there, but now, will always be

  • Tumblr used to be so fucking funny before nsfw ban. I remember a dude said something crazy on a joke post of mine and i went to his blog and his first post was a video of him shitting into his underwear up close. We used to have it all

  • pussy is a gateway hole. soon you’ll be fucking car mufflers and sewer pipes

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    me when im about to eat the gems and cum burger

  • as you see the inhuman list of items banned from entry into gaza, you should be keenly aware the partner in israel's murder-suicide pact, the united states, has had an embargo on cuba (effectively doing the same to iran with sanctions too btw) for decades that includes medical supplies.

    none of this was lifted for covid 19. both our cruel, barbaric countries will deny the absolute bare necessities for our genocidal economic projects

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